Being the final word , creator, keeper, and living embodiment of the Absolute Trans Related Official Pronouns, Histrionics, and Everything, Yay! or ATROPHEY (as is documented/proven in the post linked below) I apparently have an inclusion issue…
At long last, the written rules.
A few thousand years ago, Confucius pointed out that civil unrest often stems from a lack of clear definitions in language. I agree. The more divided we get, the more desperate we are to nail down the rules, so everyone can finally agree on them and we can go back to hating each other for real reasons.
Why there needed to be a part 2
It was recently pointed out to me that I omitted or forgot to include the rules for the Gender Fluid and the Rest. I did not forget. I intentionally omitted rules for anyone self identifying as gender fluid, etc. because I don’t believe not being anything is a thing worthy of label or consideration. Hopefully that clears things up.
In case it didn’t, then allow me to explain. I’ll use a personal analogy- Although I am attracted to both men and women*, I do not ever label myself as bi-sexual, because that makes my not being particularly picky, a thing unto itself. It’s not. It takes zero effort for me to be completely ambivalent about a myriad of the characteristics of someone I’m jumping into bed with.
So, it is not a category, just an improved likelihood of getting lucky thanks to my low criteria for inclusion. Let me spell it out exactly-
Bisexual? No, just not that picky!
I mean, if a label was required, I honestly think “slut” would be a much more accurate one.
Oops, went tangential there. Ok, back to my point.
If you get up in the morning, throw on baggy jeans, flannel shirt, and Crocks, then shake out your shortish hair and go on with your day, that’s the total acceptable benefit of being gender fluid, right there. You have it way easier in the whole daily ablutions regimen. No gym time, no getting tazed in the face, no surgery or self imposed starvation? You are already the winner. Anyone not calling you a lazy slob, is being fully tolerant towards you.
If you aren’t willing to put the effort in to appear to be something, then you can’t expect anyone else to put in any effort trying to guess what you are.
So, the full rules are as follows-
1 = Man | 2 or More = Men | Official Label = Male | Pronouns = He/Him
1 = Woman | 2 or More = Women | Official Label = Female | Pronouns = She/Her
1 = Tran | 2 or More = Tren | Official Label = Tranny | Pronouns = Depends on the direction of the person’s < Transit > . Manly = He/him | Womanly = She/Her
1 = ? | 2 or More = ?? | Official Label = ??? | Pronouns = ??/??? Cuz if you don’t care about what you look like, you can’t expect any else to care about what you look like. To put that into Proper Medical Terminology-
No one caring what you look like = Homeopathy
…cuz we’re all friends here in the human race.
*Ironically, I consider myself to not be homosexual based on the fact that I don’t sleep with Trannies… mostly, cuz those bitches are crazy.
In a working relationship, there can only be 1 totally unstable person**. The other person must be sane and emotionally stable. Failure to adhere to this ratio creates a recursive loop of people trying to out crazy their partner, constantly.
So, it’s not really that I am picky about Trans, it is just that I have put my hand on the stove so many times I now feel pain when I think about doing it again.
Or in other words-
Aversion therapy made me not gay.
** Yes, I fully admit that being trans is a mental illness. The whole gender dysphoria label is a description of the specific mental illness that makes one transgender. So, it fits that it is a mental illness. Of course, it is a much less annoying mental illness than say, the Narcissism necessary for someone to believe they have any vote on how I look or act, so long as I am not hurting*** anyone else with my appearance or actions****.
*** Feelings don’t count for this or any other rule.
**** Dressing or acting in any way, when observable by prepubescent kids, that informs them about the mechanics of my sexuality would be damaging to a kid in the same exact same way that any apparel or activity that informs prepubescent children on the mechanics of sex itself damages those kids.
Let the kids be kids and don’t fuck them up…
Wait.. Let me clarify-
DO NOT FUCK THEM IN ANY DIRECTION!
Simple rule, right? Yes! Please, adhere to it!
Thank you!!
“ps. What that part of the alphabet would look like with q and r eliminated.”
-Mitch Hedberg
pss. I am still waiting on inspiration to tackle the whole racism thing. So, check back often. I am sure I will solve the semantics of it eventually. Probably in the next few weeks. Keep that in mind and please don’t look at the publishing date on this post. Thank you again.
***** Spite is an acceptable motivation.
