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Relative durability, strength, and hardness: a comparative study proving the overwhelming disparity between a celebrity's penis and a non celebrity's teeth. AKA Thoughts on Russell Brand's Point.

If you have ever played Rock - Paper - Scissors, you may have realized that objects are capable of destroying other objects, while at the same time being vulnerable to other objects. Paper beats rock. Rock beats scissors. Teeth will always beat penis.

The current smear campaign against Russell Brand defies this understanding. Fortunately, these Laws of Nature are easily tested and the results are easily verified and repeated. All one requires is an available penis and a desire to bite it. Please return with your results. Thank you for being part of the solution.

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