Our Government is an Alcoholic Boyfriend

I can truly think of no better way to describe the ridiculous roller coaster we are all strapped into.

Andi Vendetta West

Feb 19, 2026

I didn’t have this on my bingo card for the week. Wile the rest of the world is finally starting to think about putting a halt on the extinction levels of Round Up that are dumped into our water cycle every year, Trump pops up and officially proclaims that we can not live without it.

Is he going to follow up next week with an Agent Orange Executive Order? At this point it would not surprise me.

Here are some of Glyphosate’s greatest hits-

This isn’t MAHA.. this is way more MuAHA…. MuAHAHA! I wonder if he ran this by Bobby first?

After hearing that Florida’s Surgeon General Ladapo is committed to banning all vaccine mandates in Florida and the success that Kennedy has had in removing harmful and unnecessary shots from the children’s schedule, this hits like a Friday afternoon, alcoholic boyfriend coming home from work an hour late looking to fight.

and on that topic, another original song

Lyrics-

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Sun is rising on another hopeful day

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Please tell me how much must I pay

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To make you go away

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I just can’t deal with you today

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How the hell do you fit in?

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Is it your virtue or your sin?

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When will our lives begin?

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Again

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I’m scared of all this hope

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Don’t think that I can cope

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I gotta go find some dope

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Or learn to tie a noose in this rope

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I’m so sick of all the hype

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I know I’m not your type

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Now I’m just looking for a fight

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To make it all alright tonight

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Fuck all this hope

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Don’t think that I can cope

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Fuck this bullshit

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Just need one more hit

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Fuck all this hype

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I know I’ll never be your type

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Looking to fight

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Make it all alright tonight

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The sun is high in the middle of the day

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So am I, at least that’s what they’ll say

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You can love me or leave me, but either way

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What you hate about me’s here to stay

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Do you want to cure my disease?

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Or just bring me to my knees?

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Just listen to me one time, please

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I’ll only ever be who I wanna be

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I’m scared of all this hope

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Don’t think that I can cope

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I’m still looking for some dope

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and I learned to tie the rope

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So sick of all the hype

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I know I’ll never be your type

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I’m still looking for a fight

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To make it all alright tonight

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Hey, do you have a light?

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So we can light it up all right

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and burn it down tonight

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Why aren’t you putting up a fight?

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The sun sets an another perfect day

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I want to burn it all away

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You gotta believe me when I say

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You should get the fuck away from me

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Just get the fuck a way

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I’m scared of all this hope

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I know that you can’t cope

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I don’t wanna share this dope

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and you won’t wanna share my rope

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I’m sick of all the hype

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I’ll never be the type

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So, why aren’t you putting up a fight?

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Why aren’t you putting up a fight?

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